Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Recipe of the Week: Pickled Onions

It was the last BIG THING we did before the world shut down. We met a group of friends at a small beer festival (the day after my birthday, bonus points for not having a birthday ruined by The Rona), enjoyed many many tasty brews, and then wandered off to a brewery to enjoy more brews and much needed food. You could maybe tell me that the street tacos I had that night weren't that great - maybe they weren't because looking back, the only thing I remember are the pickled onions. 

We fell in love that night and hadn't seen each other in months. Why? Because I was scared they would be hard to make. Or take too long. Or I would somehow screw it up, 'cuz I could do that.

Quarantine has made me a little less fearless. And then I looked up how to make pickled onions and felt absolutely ridunkulous. These are easy. And tasty. On everything. You need to make them.

I did double the garlic from the original recipe. Next time I'm going to find a wee small hot pepper to add for a bit more spice. I sterilize my jars and lids in the Instant Pot (1 cup water, steam setting, 5 minutes), and use the screw on plastic lids. I've had a bit better luck with keeping things fresh with these type lids. These are a bit salty when fresh, but mellow over a few days.

Pickled Onions

Makes 2 pint jars
Keeps for 3-4 weeks refrigerated

1 really big red onion
4 cloves garlic
6 TBSP white sugar
3 TBSP salt
1 tsp peppercorns
2 cups white vinegar

Thinly slice the red onion. Peel the garlic cloves, the best way I found to do this is to smash the garlic clove with the side of a wide knife blade. This will break open the garlic clove so that it slides right out of the peel. Bonus points because the smashing also helps infuse the garlic into the pickling better.

You can do this in a large glass bowl, but I've found it easier to just pack the pint jars equally with onion and garlic cloves. It's one less dish to deal with and one less chance of screwing it up because I could still do that.

In a small saucepan, combine sugar, salt, peppercorns, and vinegar, stirring without heat until the sugar and salt are completely dissolved. Place a lid on the pot, turn on the heat to medium-high, and bring to a boil.

Once boiling, turn off the heat and allow the brine to sit for a minute. Remove pan lid and pour brine over onions and garlic in jars, making sure the onions in the jar are completely covered by the brine. Allow the jar contents to cool to room temperature before screwing on the lid.  Label lid with contents and date and store in the fridge for 3-4 weeks.

These are a divine addition to burgers, tacos, salads, and sandwiches.

And yes, thank you for asking, it is indeed the 3rd anniversary of The.Best.Day.Ever.

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

It's Been a Minute...

It has been 4 years, almost to the freaking day, since I last posted. Let's catch up!
My life looked something like this.

July 2016 through December 2016: Blah blah blah

January 2017: Boyfriend and I had "The Talk", I was ready to get married (FINALLY!)

February 2017: Boyfriend and I started house shopping, put an offer in on a house, and listed both of our houses for sale. Scary exciting stuff!



March 2017: Boyfriend officially upgraded his status to Husband To Be. Wedding planning commences.
Husband To Be and I both sold our houses.

May 2017: aka The Month of Madness. The sale of my house fell through.
I was in a car accident and totaled my car.
We moved into the new house with two mortgages.
Still not freaking out.


June 2017: Less than a week after moving into the new house... I left for China for two weeks.
The day after I returned home, my mom told me that my grandma has terminal cancer.

July 2017: Husband To Be upgraded to Husband. Freaked out a little and was 15 minutes late to my own damn wedding.




August 2017 through October 2017: Hubby and I won a 5 day trip to Jamaica!
Commencing mental breakdown while trying to figure out how to be a wife, step-mom, and grieving as my grandma dies.
She left us on Oct 31st.

November 2017 through July 2018: The Black Hole of Nothing. I was in a black hole of grief and depression. I was not a good wife, a good mother, or even a good human.
Somehow Husband stuck through it (actually he says it wasn't that bad) and we celebrated our first anniversary.
Oh, yeah, somewhere in here I made the bad decision to do Contract For Deed on my house.
We took a honeymoon to Jamaica.

August 2018 through July 2019: My cousin Jen lost her battle with cancer.
Husband adopted The Diva!
The situation with the Contract For Deed escalated and I finally said I was done. Officially listed the house for sale again. Moral of the story: don't do Contract For Deed. Ever. Bad Idea. Zero stars, not recommended.
Celebrated two years married.


August 2019 through July 2020: My mom was diagnosed with breast cancer, and had a double mastectomy and radiation.
Finally sold my house!
Bought a new-to-me car (that proceeded to break down only days after the warranty expired.)
The Spawn graduated high school early.
A whole bunch of other stuff happened and I had a mental breakdown.
Mom had to have a couple more surgeries for skin that wasn't healing and infections.
The world went into quarantine/stay-at-home/social distancing/online learning mode thanks to The Rona (Covid-19 virus) pandemic.
And here we are... days away from celebrating Year 3 of Marriage aka The Best Day Ever.



What a freaking ride!

So... what have you been doing?

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